Greetings beloved GEARheads! The zombie apocalypse is near. Many a raving hobo have been telling me this over the years, and they can’t all be wrong. Just because they haven’t showered in nearly a decade doesn’t make them crazy. No, that’s the schizophrenia’s fault.
So my little love muffins, I want you to take a look to your left and leave us a comment about the tool of mass destruction you’ll be using to defend yourself once the zombie onslaught begins. Me? I’ll be using a stuffed purple monkey. Don’t ask. Anyway, leave a comment and I promise your life will be spared if I ever meet you as a zombie in some dark alley. I’ll settle for an Olfactory Bulb Omelette.[via]