I was going to write some long, rambling manifesto introducing myself but then breakfast came. You see, in Queens, you can order your breakfast from a second-rate deli and they’ll deliver it for free as long as you tip the guy a buck. They not only brought me a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, I also was able to extract a pack of smokes, a beer, and a copy of the Post from them.
Can your Playstation 3 do that? No, I didn’t think so. Oh yeah, I’m on the far left of this picture. Yeah, the guy pretending to cup a set of balls while my SimpleWeather co-workers laugh in utter disgust. This is probably the best picture I have at the moment. Shit.
Keep reading in the coming weeks and I think you’ll discover a very exciting format we’re slowly rolling out here. It’s time to get you involved.
All the best,