Apparently someone out there is a bigger asshole than I am. They came up with a chocolate company called Fat Pig Chocolates. Each chocolate has some nasty message printed on the wrapper in addition to a picture of a pig snout. Open it up and both the foil and chocolate have the word “Oink!” etched into the surface.
Now, aside from the harsh wording that comes on this pink packaging, there’s also a deeper meaning. Between the blatant “Oink!” on the chocolate, pig mascot and pink packaging, I think it’s safe to assume that this is a cocoa-smuggling ring developed by now-defunct OiNK’s Pink Palace. Hey, those legal fees aren’t going to pay themselves!