This basic iPhone case is the shit and I’ll explain to you why: You see, it’s modeled after a chocolate bar. And while it’s not real, delicious chocolate, it’s certainly the precursor to a prank that will be played on you constantly.
By purchasing this $30 case, you’re basically begging your friends to offer you a piece of chocolate when you’re piss drunk. You’ll accept the offer and will bite down into the cold metal of the iPhone. You will be disappointed, your iPhone will have teeth marks in it and Willy Wonka will still be a honky-ass bitch.
Of course, the real joke is that your iPhone will be worth ~$100 or less come end of July.