I decided this homebrew LED coffee table is the perfect way to begin a new week. It’s called Da Table and features a grid of LED lights right below the surface of the table. The grid can also be programmed to display a number of messages and patterns through an integrated micro controller. Something tells me a cheeseball would buy this and propose to his girlfriend via a god damned coffee table.
While it’s not an energy-efficient table, per se, it probably won’t make a huge dent in your electric bill either.