Broadsword Umbrella Will Vanquish Your Enemies, As Long As Your Enemy Happens to Be Rain

Cower in fear mere mortal droplets of precipitation. Hark, your arch-nemesis has arrived. The Broadsword Umbrella protects any noble knight from their moist destiny. The clouds shall not unleash their condensed wrath without a fight.

The Broadsword Umbrella goes perfect with any gentlemanly attire, but it probably looks pretty cool in the nude too. Get your very own for $39.99.

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