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For the fashionista who just doesn’t have time to get jammed full of cock, here’s a pair of Blackberry earrings for you. Classier than a pair of zippers, these will symbolize your commitment to your device and undying love for it. The next time you’re popping a squat on the toilet with these on and your Blackberry device in your hand, I want you to remember that you’re a total RIM job.
Zing!
“for the fashinista who doesn’t have time” – humorous.
“get jammed full of cock” – not funny because it has nothing to do with a blackberry.
“Rim job” – decent pun
“I want you to remember that you’re a total…” – not funny, has nothing to do with a blackberry, and hostile for no reason.