Big Daddy Driver Perfect For Any Avid Golfer

No, this isn’t a normal driver. This club doubles as a weed whacker for those lousy moments of the game in which you find yourself off the beaten path of the fairway.  The Bid Daddy Driver will keep you from getting stuck in the rough. Don’t let its nonchalant look fool you as this club packs a mean swing.

With the weed whacker at its base, Big Daddy can also be used as a vile weapon to chop your enemies into fertilizer. It’s only $50 dollars and runs on six (holy shit this thing is almost a Sega Game Gear!) AA batteries. Only to be used for recreational play, this driver is not for the pros. The pros have slaves to cut the grass for them.

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