I sort of don’t mind when bacon gets stuck between my teeth. It leaves that deliciously smoky pork flavor in my mouth all day. I’m just restricted from going out in public. It might taste great, but it looks like I have some sort of weird (albeit delicious) oral disorder. I’ve finally figured out a way to de-pick my teeth while still maintaing that great bacon flavor that doesn’t involve smoking pot or eating my mail.
Three words: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks. Well, one more word – awesome! Get a pack of 80 for $4. These should be mandatory at fancy restaurants.