Tag Archives: bacon-flavored

I sort of don’t mind when bacon gets stuck between my teeth. It leaves that deliciously smoky pork flavor in my mouth all day. I’m just restricted from going out in public. It might taste great, but it looks like I have some sort of weird (albeit delicious) oral disorder. I’ve finally figured out a way to de-pick my teeth ...

From the maker of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, we introduce Mmmvelopes, the first bacon-flavored envelope. I’m not sure the what the ratio is between postal workers and postal workers who would eat anything bacon-flavored, but even psycho gun-wielding mailmen gotta love their bacon. Just look at Newman for Christ’s sake. You know he’s enjoyed a few pounds of bacon in ...