“101 Weapons for Women: Implement Weaponry: A Unique Concept in Women’s Self-Defense” explores different ways that woman can use household objects to ward off the average neighborhood rapist, including shoving a cactus right into the unsuspecting perpetrators groin. We’re confident that author Rodney R. Rice is comfortably living off of the royalties he made from this masterpiece.
See? This is why men with beards have such a bad reputation. Hit the jump for more pages from this hilariously awful product of the early 90s, including death by floss!