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Tetris Wedding Cake Doesn’t Have Enough Tiers

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When I think wedding cakes I think five foot tall tiered monsters, not one leveled gaming cakes. Don’t get me wrong, I think this cake would be absolutely AWESOME for a birthday or anniversary or even just a gaming get-together, but I think something as sacred as a geeky wedding calls for a little more than a single level Tetris cake.

They also don’t take into consideration the basic premise of the game. If these piece were all in place, the lines would have already vanished into your score. Come on people, think!

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Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake: Complete with Nearly Dead Luke Skywalker

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While it might not have been Luke’s proudest moment, Han Solo saved Skywalker from certain death in the Empire Strikes Back by slicing open a freshly dead Tauntaun and shoving the unconscious Jedi into the depths of the animal’s guts. Still warm, the heat of the dead animal saved Luke from freezing to death in the harsh Hoth climate.

This Dead Tauntaun wedding cake briefly immortalized the iconic Tauntaun scene before it was quickly eaten, digested and shat out by wedding guests. Such is the circle of life.

Update: Thanks to our commenter for pointing out the original source of these photos. “These shots were taken by mod4 photographic and the cake was made by Courtney at Cake Nouveau.”

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The Hack and Slash Zombie Wedding Cake

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They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time?

Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack!

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Steampunk Wedding Cake

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Believe it or not, the metallic gears, doors, rivets, and panels were all made of fondant and were entirely edible.

Through our long history of steampunk fanboy-ism we’ve never come across an edible steampunk creation, so this is pretty incredible.

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Star Destroyer Wedding Cake

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Probably already long-ago digested and shat out by wedding guests, this Star Destroyer Wedding Cake must have been the centerpiece of the party. And if it wasn’t, I would love to see what the hell could top this (other than wedding toppers).

This bad boy took a combined 15 hours to create and fed 100 people. 100 people? Give this cake to me and five drunk buddies and wave goodbye. If it tastes anywhere as good as it looks, it wouldn’t even be a challenge.

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Zombie Wedding Cake Topper and Other Ways to Ruin a Marriage

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Wedding cake toppers are the first image of the wedded couple in holy matrimony. Often, toppers are used to represent the personalities of the couples. So of course, there are a multitude of geeky wedding cake toppers, including this rad zombie topper.

Check out a few more geeky toppers after the jump.

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