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Schools in Florida Using Fingerprint Scanners to Track Students

Schools in Florida Using Fingerprint Scanners to Track Students

Some schools in Florida have implemented a fingerprint scanning system — so that they can keep track of students, and make it harder for them to skip school. Continue reading

Scantron Hero

The best thing about Scantron Hero is that every line is a single note, so I suppose the best comparison would be Hard mode on Guitar Hero. Because you know with expert there would be a healthy number of double and even triple note lines. Just don’t play the same note consecutively too many times or people might get suspicious and start changing their choices on you. If you’re not a good test taker, there’s always Sousaphone Hero. Link

How to Cheat Using Nothing But a Coke Bottle

Let me be the first to say that true geeks don’t cheat. First off, we know how easy it is to get caught. But mostly, we prefer a challenge over the guilt of stealing someone else’s work. Except at Calculus. Fuck Calculus. Anyway, this ingenious geeky student devised a plot so intricately ridiculous and time-consuming that it might just work. It involves scanning the label of a Coca-Cola bottle onto your computer and substituting the fine print with a cheat... Continue reading

Batman Applauds Your Clean Classroom

In this real-life sequel to Good Will Hunting, we find an art virtuoso working as a janitor for an elementary school. So impressed was he by the cleanliness of Ms. Podvoyski’s 4th grade class, that he decided to spend some time creating a masterful sketch of Batman on the classroom’s chalkboard, congratulating the kids on their good work. Coolest janitor ever. Link

Spider-Man Backpack

Sort of like Yoda and Luke, but spiderier. Because who hasn’t dreamed of enslaving Spider-Man and wearing him on your back. Does this make us a super villain?  At least a little bit? Link [via]

Walkie Talkie Pens Help You Cheat on Tests

How easy would have cheating been if we had all of the amenities that kids have these days? Forget about how easy it is just to text or call your classmates using your cellphone. Kids don’t even have to risk that much. The Walkie Talkie Pens allows users to communicate like a spy, right through their pens. The design isn’t the most inconspicuous design of all time, but if you have an oblivious teacher, I don’t see there being a... Continue reading

Lined Paper Pencil Case

Looking for some much needed flash to accompany you in academia? The ultra-realistic Lined Paper Pencil Case is designed to look like a fresh piece of standard lined paper. The only hazard I could find with this case is that it could easily be confused with a stray scrap of paper and chucked into the trash. Just keep an eye on what you’re writing on or your homework might wind up on your case. Link [via]

Japanese University Using iPhone as Attendance Record

Japanese students lucky enough to snatch a free iPhone 3G from their school shouldn’t get too excited just yet. Your universities mean serious business. The iPhone might just be a smart ploy to get your asses in school. A Japanese university has started to employ a special school attendance app which keeps track of whether you show your face in class or not. So not only are the iPhones to be used for studying purposes, but you can bet your... Continue reading

Awesome Dad Creates Rad Lunch Bag Art Every Day and Blogs About It

If only my father was half as cool as this guy. Pretty much every single day this father creates a new piece of art on his kids lunch bags. He uses his lunch break to craft these awesome drawings. Sometimes they are known characters, but most of the time the art is inspired by obscure cartoons or YouTube videos. He than takes a photo of the art and posts it on his Lunch Bag Art Tumblr blog. Lucky friggen’ kids.... Continue reading

Dog Pencil Sharpeners Remind Me of My Weekends

Remember when you were young? Days filled with school, pencils and dog anuses? Ahh, the good old days. I remember it like it were yesterday. Wait a second, that’s because it was yesterday! Thanks to these Dog Pencil Sharpeners. With the help of a mighty pet rectum, our pencils are never dull. The funny this is, we don’t even use pencils! It’s totally for sexual pleasure entertainment value and that old feeling of nostalgia. There’s nothing quite like reliving the... Continue reading