Super Soaker Table

If you’re like me, constantly looking to buy furniture for the house that is not only cheap and tacky� but also expensive, Jellio�s line of squirt gun tables is that and so much more. At $325 the “Candy table” is a ordinary glass table, hollowed out and filled with squirt gun tanks from your favorite Super Soaker squirt guns growing up. Now, while sitting at your squirt gun table, you’ll reminisce of your youth when you didn’t have a care in the world.

Then you’ll over analyze your position in life today and try to kill yourself over nostalgia.

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