Square One Cucumber Vodka

What do you get when you cross anal rape with liquor? Square One’s Cucumber Vodka is correct.

Why isn’t Cucumber Vodka any good? Because if you use it in a martini, it will suck. If you use it as a shot, it will suck. Caulk shots? They’ll suck too. Everything made with this vodka is bound to suck big time unless you’re letting it soak into a cucumber. That’s probably tasty.

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  1. Could not disagree more!!

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