What do you get when you cross anal rape with liquor? Square One’s Cucumber Vodka is correct.

Why isn’t Cucumber Vodka any good? Because if you use it in a martini, it will suck. If you use it as a shot, it will suck. Caulk shots? They’ll suck too. Everything made with this vodka is bound to suck big time unless you’re letting it soak into a cucumber. That’s probably tasty.

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