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Let’s See Your “O” Face

That’s right. I want to see you in the heat of the moment. A sliver of time so passionate, that liquids unknown spill freely into the air. Know who else wants to see your “O” face? Three Olives vodka. The booze maker set up a website using Facebook Connect that allows you to show off your best “O” face. Now ...

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Square One Cucumber Vodka

What do you get when you cross anal rape with liquor? Square One’s Cucumber Vodka is correct. Why isn’t Cucumber Vodka any good? Because if you use it in a martini, it will suck. If you use it as a shot, it will suck. Caulk shots? They’ll suck too. Everything made with this vodka is bound to suck big time ...

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