Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil a shower into your schedule.
If you’re lucky you have someone (or something) to do it for you, if not, the Mustache Comb is here for you. The 2in. x 2in. comb comes attached to an 18in. sterling silver chain, and is sure to keep your handlebar looking it’s twirliest. You can have your own for the ridiculous price of $120.
— Andrew Dobrow