WTF Halloween Costumes: Zombie Potato

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Us humans are so vicious. We take poor innocent potatoes, skin them while their friends watch and then mash them into a creamy pulp. Doesn’t sound too appetizing when explained so truthfully, huh?

But what happens to the dead potatoes that are left behind? They become zombie potatoes, of course. This Zombie Potato Halloween costume is equally bizarre and surreal. I don’t care who you are, if you were being attacked by a giant fuckin’  rotting potato with teeth, you’d shit your pants. Me? I’d shit my pants regardless.

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