Rich kids get all the luck. Not only are these kids the offspring of Posh Spice and that damn Beckham guy, but they get extravagant gifts as well. Victoria Beckham is buying the kids a $50,000 tree house! I mean, what the fuck? My entire house is barely worth that.
The 9ft Treetent from Neiman Marcus is said to be the world’s most expensive tree house. Psh. They can take it. I would much rather live in one I built myself. Without an indoor swimming pull and tennis court, or whatever it is that makes it so expensive. — Andrew Dobrow