Still not sure on what to get your lady for the 14th? Check out these HTTPanties. All of the colors come with strategically placed error messages. Including 403 Forbidden, 200 OK, 413 Requested Entity Too Large, and 411 Length Required.
Depending on the size of your input plug, the latter two could be a really funny joke. Of course, until she breaks up with you and tells all her friends about it. That could keep you out of the game for years. Just think wisely, we suppose.
Check them out at Think Geek. Only $7.99 a pair. Is that cheap for underwear? We have no idea. — Andrew Dobrow
HTTPanties [ThinkGeek, via Gearlog]