Though I decided to wear a condom, some of you may have kids and could possible have an electrical outage sometime in the near future. Am I being vague enough? Good. Because you’re going to want to scoop up a few of these Glow-in-the-Dark Doorknob Grips.
At $18 a 4-pack and made from soft latex-ish material, they’ll help your kids sleep better (no boogeymen!) and will go perfect with that solar panel lightbulb on their desk. No static electricity shocks are always a plus if your house is carpeted.