Do you want a clock that lets you mold time to your leisure? Harness the power of the gods with this clock, changing the distance between the hours to fit your needs, while throwing a dose of apathy to the wind to rival that of the Whatever Clock.
Let’s see, I have to wake up at 7 in the morning, but I’m not really a morning person, so I’m just going to go ahead and move the 7 to where the 10 should be. That should work. I’m sure my boss will understand. Right? — Andrew Dobrow