Who cares what time it is? We don’t. Hell the minutes can float around all they want. See if we care. Pshhht. See? This is us not caring. Do we care that this Whatever Clock is $24.99? Nope. What time is it you say? I can’t tell since my numbers are currently sliding off my clock. Not that we’d care what time it was anyway. *sigh* How can we care? Our clock doesn’t even care. Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.
Oh, wait, wait. We might have cared for a second. Nope…false alarm. — Andrew Dobrow