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Bank Job Pen Alerts the Authorities

Are you concerned that people just aren’t looking at you the same way since you gave up sneaking upskirt shots? Have you lost some of that debonaire and mysterious edge? No worries! The Bank Job Pen boosts you right back into a position of public opposition. Because only the baddest of the bad steal the chained courtesy pens during their ...

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Pre-Chewed Pencils Save Your Dentist Some Trouble

As a leading voice for the American Dental Association, us here at Gearfuse are ardent supporters of using these Pre-Chewed Pencils, rather than gnawing on a #2 of your own. We dentist supporters are tired of hearing about our doctors complain about finding wood chips in between their patients teeth. Enough is enough, we say! Each pre-gnawed utensil sells for ...

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