Bank Job Pen Alerts the Authorities

Are you concerned that people just aren’t looking at you the same way since you gave up sneaking upskirt shots? Have you lost some of that debonaire and mysterious edge? No worries! The Bank Job Pen boosts you right back into a position of public opposition. Because only the baddest of the bad steal the chained courtesy pens during their bank heists.

The Bank Job Pen ships with a dangling ball chain and is equipped with a twisting barrel to extend and retract the tip, much like the pen at your local bank or post office.

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