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Star Wars Google Ad

Don’t get me wrong, Princess Leia was a hot piece of diplomatic bootay, but this is just a tad bit creepy for a grown man. But hey, to each his own. One thing you’ll notice is that this ad as a bit of an identity issue, jumping back and forth between Han and Luke. Regardless, it’s one of the funniest ...

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Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake: Complete with Nearly Dead Luke Skywalker

While it might not have been Luke’s proudest moment, Han Solo saved Skywalker from certain death in the Empire Strikes Back by slicing open a freshly dead Tauntaun and shoving the unconscious Jedi into the depths of the animal’s guts. Still warm, the heat of the dead animal saved Luke from freezing to death in the harsh Hoth climate. This ...

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Kvant Motorbike: A Dream Vehicle for the Residents of Planet Hoth

When I first saw the these renderings of the Kvant Motorbike, sort of a cross between a snowmobile and a motorcycle, my first thought was “Wow, those really would have been a convenient way for the Rebels to get around Hoth. The tauntauns just didn’t seem to be cutting it.” Wouldn’t most people be dreaming about owning one of these ...

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