Tag Archives: fanboys

iPhone Table Coasters

Here is the true definition of fanboyism. Why on Earth would by guests care what their table coasters look like, let alone the iPhone. Perhaps the host is waiting for someone to exclaim “By golly! These coasters, when aligned properly, resemble the menu on my iPhone! Genius!” At that point, the host will offer hors d’oeuvres and the guests will ...

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NES Keychain Set

Want to show off your fanboy pride? After all, ever since you bought that Nintendo Wii and downloaded a ton of games on the Virtual Console, you haven’t been the same. Go for the gold and get this $6 NES keychain. It comes with miniature versions of the console, the controller and a game cartridge. No word yet if you ...

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Ballmer lashes out: “No Zune phone…ever!”

Microsoft’s very own Steve Ballmer spoke out about the rumored Zune Phone recently, slashing the hopes of any Microsoft fanboys, saying “It’s not a concept you’ll ever get from us. We’re in the Windows Mobile business. We can put Zune into Windows Mobile, we can put Xbox into Windows Mobile. We can pour everything in.” Ballmer then proceeded to run ...

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