You’ve seen frozen-Han chocolate bars, frozen-Han ice-cube molds, even carbonite Barbie. But the ne plus ultra in vaguely-creepy geekery must be this frozen-Han coffee table in brilliant cast aluminum. For a cool £1,000 (about $1600), this conversation-stopper could be casting a pall over your next game night. No web site for R9, the UK-based company that offers this unsettling piece of furniture in a limited edition of twenty. But you can find it on eBay.