Tag Archives: eyewear

I’m tempted to call Photoshop but goddamn that looks like it must have hurt. Either way, it’s as close to Morpheus as you’re going to get. Link

Fancy yourself a Daniel Craig? Not without these official James Bond shades! Former Gucci designer Tom Ford designed these slick aviators that were worn by Craig in the latest Bond flick, Quantum of Solace. They’re made in Italy, so expect an Italian price tag to the tune of $360. Make sure you have a similar wristwatch to complete the look. ...

Talk about intricate craft! These steampunk goggles from Mike Brown are made with absolute precision, featuring leather bolted directly to the titanium eyepieces. 48 bolts are used to hold each lens in place. You can adjust the aperture in each eye to give you enhanced vision. Oh, and they’ll last for “500 years plus.” Quite possibly the finest work of ...

Talk about creepy. Apparently, there’s a zoo in Rotterdam that some gorilla named Bokito escaped from. He beat a woman up, officials decided it was because the woman was staring Bokito down and BokitoViewers were born thanks to insurance company FBTO. As you can see, these silly glasses would go well with a Smile Stick. Too bad no one will ...