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I’m Tired of Hearing You Pee

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT, I might have around 10 cents or so. But seriously, you know it’s bad when your housemates have to wear noise-canceling headphones when you go to the bathroom. Not that there’s much you can do about it. You just happened to be born with a powerful stream. But ...

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AquaNotes: Waterproof Notebook for the Shower

I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom. Usually my time in the lavatory is spent trying to clear my mind from the stresses of the day. It just so happens that it’s these moments when I’m free to think and ponder. I usually forget most of my best bathroom material, mostly because there’s no way for me ...

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Science Reveals the Gross Truth About Hand Washing

We are sick, disgusting individuals. About 95% of people claim they wash their hands after taking a piss or poopy, but as you can imagine, the actual percentage of people who actually do so is far less. A new public health study tracked the bathroom doings of over 200,000 individuals and the results were staggering. Only 64% of females washed ...

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Steampunk Toilet

My shit doesn’t only smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, it’s also made out of 100% pure copper and oak. Seriously, I’m so steampunk my wooden feces are literally metal-plated. The TeslaPunk Urinal is a handmade solid oak toilet tank, complete with a battery powered flush pump, a laser aiming assistant (aim at the laser dot in the bowl ...

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Space Invader Shower Curtain Saves the Universe as You Shave Your Taint

The universe is in peril and you have a front row seat. Thankfully for you, the universe can’t see you back. So go ahead, massage those balls, shave that asshole, we’re not looking. The Space Invader Shower Curtain adds a level of geekiness usually unseen in the bathroom, other than that one turd that sort of looked like Iron Man. ...

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Toilet Monster is Watching You Poop

Hu2 Stickers offers this awesome Toilet Monster vinyl sticker set which makes it look like there’s a little dude peeking out from inside of your john. If you’re worried that you’ll have to leave the sticker on there forever and ruin the integrity of your shitting hole, no worries. These stickers come right off with no residue left behind. Link

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Creepy Edward Cullen Shower Curtain

The reason ladies love Edward Cullen is clear. He’s the sort of guy you don’t mind longingly watching you take a shit. You too can have the hottest vampire of the moment staring at you as you trim your pubes. And only for $75. Link [via]

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Emoticon Shower Curtain: Is This Considered Voyeuristic?

As long as you don’t mind dozens of eyes watching you shower, this Emoticon Shower Curtain is a hell of a way to geek up your bathroom a bit. Emoticons are becoming a new language all their own. Might as well brush up on your grammatical skills while you wash your balls nuts testicles hair. Sorry to send you to ...

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