Superman has his super-strength. Batman has his gadgets (and his finger). Spiderman has his radioactive spidey senses. But none can match the unadulterated power of this girl who recently appeared on German TV. Not only did she get to sit in Captain Kirk’s chair (for reasons that alludes me), but she can pretty accurately identify Star Wars LEGO minifigs using only her mouth, with maybe a little help from the Force.
There’s got to be a trick to this. Such great power isn’t possible! How does one even come to adopt this as a hobby? I would have given her one of these Star Wars LEGO action shots, just to fuck with her.