Steve Jobs is a lot like a teenage girl. He is all about the outfits, obsesses about his foes and is dealing with hormone issues. Wait, what? That’s right. The Wall Street Journal posted this excerpt of a statement from Steve Jobs:
�my doctors think they have found the cause � a hormone imbalance that has been �robbing� me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy. � The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward, and I�ve already begun treatment.
Losing protein doesn’t sound very healthy, but really Steve? Hormones? Perhaps I should get you a stick of Proactiv for your acne and a book on wet dreams or “nocturnal emissions.” It seems that all the Apple rumors about Steve Jobs dying, etc. can be laid to rest…for now.
UPDATE: Steve Jobs’ letter from Apple.