Woe is us! It seems that Matt Stone an Trey Parker were working on a South Park iPhone app that would allow users to watch episodes of South Park on the iPhone, which is essentially every teenager’s dream. Unfortunately, the app is now hanging in limbo no thanks to Apple. Jobs and Co. rejected the app twice due to content issues. While South Park is no doubt offensive, it’s even more offensive that Apple has denied iPhone owners yet another awesome app. Perhaps one day we’ll see Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny in the App Store but until then, we’re shit out of luck.