WowWee, the company responsible for creating the “desktop companions”, ChatterBots, has just released its latest model. What special new features does the latest model possess, you ask? Absolutely nothing! It’s a desktop companion, so what did you expect!? For fifty bucks, this atrocious piece of shit will sit on your desk, taking up space you don’t have and occupying a valuable USB port. And for what? To make smart-ass comments now and then. If I wanted a blithering fool yelling in my ear while I’m on my computer, I’d certainly be able to find one for free, let alone fifty dollars.
ChatterBots come in three flavors: Angry dog sitting on a cat in a litter box, fat couch-potato fairy man, and perhaps the most cliche: a blue devil with wings (an angel-devil, mind you.) Grab yours today before they sell out!