If you often find yourself looking for that perfect way of welcoming the constant stream of robots you have coming and going from your home, the Binary Door Mat welcomes them in their very own native language. While many humans might not “get it,” hopefully some of your geekier buddies will understand. Who cares about the humans anyway? They’re not ...

Are you in the mood for something slightly more crunchy and about 100% more nutritional than a typical McDonald’s meal? The LEGO Value Meal provides you with way more than your daily recommended plastic intake. And you know what they say, if a little is good, more must be better. So Super Size this baby up! Link [via]

If Santa really has a Naughty and Nice list, let’s be honest, we’re all sort of screwed. Do you honestly know anyone who could fit under the definition of “nice” when naughty is also an option? Looks like Santa’s delivering lots of coal this season. But since Santa has allocated all gifting jobs to us, it’s sort of our responsibility ...

If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn. It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky ...

So what’s even cooler than playing with a scientific calculator? I know, not much. But apparently the magic happens once you gut the calculator’s innards (shame! blasphemy!) and insert, wait for it, a fully-functional Game Boy! Hooray. Rejoice. All is forgiven. FYI, I have no idea what a derivative of a function is. I just thought it sound math-y. Link ...

How do rednecks celebrate the holidays? Other than running down wild animals and throwing perfectly good furniture across their lawn, them good ole boys like to take about 3,000 Christmas lights and just wrap ’em around their prized pick-up. Insert electric generator and voila, instant holiday cheer.

Worth 1000 held a dreidel-themed Photoshopping contest, and one of� the participants took it to the logical conclusion. Dreidel Hero, the first video game made exclusively for rocking out to your favorite Hanukkah song classics like… um… you know, that one by Adam Sandler and, um… yeah, err, that other one about Hanukkah and stuff. Link [via]

And you thought your Rubik’s Cube was hard. I told you, I always come in first place, even if we’re ranking by Rubik’s cube hardness… Oh, you were referring to the difficulty? Well then. Carry on.

Brought to you by the letter F (for fucking freezing), Christmas Light Hero brings the enjoyment of sitting snugly on a warm couch playing Guitar Hero to the next logical destination, the great outdoors. The entire house is rigged to produce a Guitar Hero-driven light show. Hitting those hammer-off notes is much harder when you’re shivering like an epileptic. Hit ...

DeviantArt user Aimeekitty created this awesome Nerf Maverick Steampunk Gun, which adds a taste of sci-fi awesomeness to the classic Nerf gun design. Thwarting invaders in your backyard never looked this cool. Now only if we can get this thing to shoot bronze bullets. Link [via]