From personal experience, I can say that just because an alarm clock is shrill and obnoxious, doesn’t mean it’s going to get my
alcoholic lazy ass out of bed. What I need is something that’s going to make me rise for the occasion. The Orgasmo Clock has the answer.
Instead of the standard high pitched chirping of a classic alarm clock, Orgasmo goes with the less orthodox “female orgasm” sound. Even better, the clock can’t fake it. When it’s time to get up, you’ll hear a moaning woman beckoning your call. Get your own for $25. — Andrew Dobrow