A festering wound isn’t exactly your sure-fire ticket into the local country club. Being covered in bandages just doesn’t lend itself to your all-around hygiene. Luckily, even if your wound was infected and leaking, these Mustache Bandages add that extra touch of class that might just lead the club owner to forget all about a little pus.
I never thought I’d actually hope to cut myself shaving. I’m so gonna do some slashing on my upper lip. These mustaches beat out my real ‘stache ten-fold.