Here is a really odd story. Eidos is producing a Lara Croft action figure for little boys to molest. Now, when you think of someone that could model for the doll, you’d think along the lines of say, oh I dunno, Angelina Jolie or someone like that. The tall looks more like Woody Harrelson then anyone else. Maybe even Madusa. But perfect Lara Croft?
And call me crazy, but isn’t odd that the majority of the pictures taken are of her lower torso? Did they hire a gynecologist to do the photography?
— Andrew Dobrow