While you’ll have to make sure you’re standing in the corner, or at least somewhere a mugger isn’t likely to be looming behind you, this clever iPad disguise hides your precious device in an actual newspaper, deterring muggers from getting all up in your grill, yo.
Depending on who you want to impress, this could also be a good way to score chicks. Do you commute in the financial district? Day trading hotties catching your eye? The Wall Street Journal it is.