Me? No, no, sir, HE’S the PC. Not me. You need proof? Just look at this decal. What’s that officer? I get a free pass? Because, yeah, he totally came out of nowhere. There’s not even reflectors on his bike and he’s wearing all black sooo… Well, yeah I know his clothes LOOK red now. But us Mac fans gotta stick together! What? Well of course I’m a Justin Long fan. Thanks for the pass sir. I’ll see you around. Huzzah!
And that is what could happen to you if you pick up this I’m a Mac Decal for your Macbook. Forget about PBA cards. Cops respect Mac fanboys. We’re above the law.