On the bizarre gadget front today are these “Sexy Kitty” Hello Kitty phone charms. We never would have thought that such a wholesome (and annoyingly popular) brand would create an adult version of their mascot. Isn’t their wholesomeness what makes them “cute”?
These Hello Kitty charms aren’t your typical adorableness. They come bearing lingerie, showing off lots of feline leg. I could add a joke here involving the word “pussy”, but we’re much too mature for that. The Hello Pussy charms are available for $4.20. — Andrew Dobrow