Believe it or not, I have been the witness of at least several true, living, breating geeky women in the wild. True story. They do exist, despite popular belief. Which is why awesome stuff like this ever gets to see the light of day. This makes me almost wish I didn’t have a beautifully, sculpted penis. Almost.
The Game Boy Tube Top is the sexy way to catch a geek boy’s attention, without having to wear black-rimmed glasses. Though that doesn’t hurt either. If you ask creator Amber nicely, she might even make you a tube top in your size. The going rate is $60.