Whenever we try to sound just a little ghetto, we have to add in that little touch of “fo realz“. It just makes it all the more authentic. The Nutcracker is a gadget made for, well, cracking nuts. Faster, easier, and a lot more painful to watch then any other nut cracking contraption. We’re not talking about ballet here.
Just place the nut in need of cracking in the center of the Nutcracker doodad, just press down and enjoy the delightful sound of fractured nuts. Next time she asks you to bust a nut, you’ll be prepared. Available for $40. — Andrew Dobrow