At some point we had to come to terms with the fact that we weren’t the pimpin’ gangstas we thought we were. So naturally off came our fake gem rings, in the closet goes the Pimptendo, on went these awesome Monster Rings. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a morbid fascination with gore and horror. I can’t help it, it’s just the way I’m wired. And by the popularity of Quentin Tarantino and Romero movies, I assume I’m not alone here.
So pimps we might not be, but horror buffs we are. So, I feel a lot more comfortable in my own skin wearing rings like these rather than my old pimp hand jewelry. Grab a horrifying finger artifact of your own for $20 from Etsy.