Real men don’t use oven mitts when touching the hot metal of a heated oven. Hell, real men can’t even feel their hands because of the thick calluses that cover their fingers. So, I really don’t blame you for wanting to cover up those manicured flesh pads you call your hands. If my paws looked like yours I’d wear an oven mitt all the time.
And if manliness is what you’re looking for, you can’t do much better than a skeleton. This Anatomical Skeleton Oven Mitt covers your silky smooth hand skin and creates the illusion of baddassery, even if you are a little puss-puss. If pirates cooked and didn’t have slave ladies to it for them, this is the type of oven mitt they would wear.