Photo: The Pacific Ocean Is Really Obnoxiously Big

Size is really a hard concept to grasp unless you have an object of known size to compare it with. This shot of the Pacific Ocean from space illustrates just how entirely massive this body of water is. Don’t make a “Yo momma so fat…” joke, Andrew. Don’t do it!

That is A LOT of water. A perfectly sized swimming pool for your massively obese mother. DAMMIT, I SAID DON’T DO IT. Why does everything have to be about your mom and how disgusting she is? Stop being selfish.