Don’t get your head too far up in the clouds. This mug knows how the world works, and it ain’t pretty. In a jest action for those who think the glass is half full, this mug verifies to the optimists that they are so wrong.
Apparently the owner of the pictured mug is a vampire. Or is an alcoholic, and covers his habit by drinking his wine from a mug. No, it’s not fruit juice. You and your damn optimism. — Andrew Dobrow