Look, if your going to hump your pillow regardless of its shape you might as well hump a pillow that somehow resembles the female reproductive system. The Uterus Pillow is only for the strictest lovers of the female anatomy.
For $48, you can own a pillow that’s just a little closer to the real thing, without being overly vulgar.
Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know.
The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect way of doing it.
It’s lean! It’s mean! It’ll turn your vagina green! It’s the SteamVibe from Ani Niow, an artist and designer who’s clearly got the needs of many women on the mind. It uses compressed air to vibrate and wiggle around, which undoubtedly will give a vaudevillian sense of pleasure to females of all ages.
Though, in my opinion, it looks like it’d destroy your pelvis, fallopian tubes and then some.
Apparently, the iPhone is still fodder for shitty jokes and tasteless products.
Case in point: the iCondom. With a box strikingly similar to Apple’s flagship telecommunications device, it’s no humongous 3G iPhone but it’s packed with goodies that are meant to be touched. iMemory, iLight, iTree and iFood are all part of the iCondom package. Allow me to inform you a bit about the iMemory:
This condom is made of latex of the special formula which possesses effect of memory. It is enough to you to put on a condom right at the beginning of the coitus on standing penis and after that you can forget about possible weakening of erection during the coitus.
Do you hear that? That’s right, it’s awkward silence. Awkward silence because the iTree helps your girlfriend take it up the butt. Luckily iCondom is pre-order only for now. God knows what would happen if these showed up in Apple stores across the country.
