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Alert, parents! Your kids are in danger. Danger of becoming something you’d never wish upon anyone. It seems that all you can do is pray, that your child does not become a brainless jock. Better start letting them know about the finer side of tech while they’re still young enough not to call you an asshole. This iPod Baby wear shows from your child’s infancy, that he will follow in his father’s footsteps and be a geek as well.
The iPod wear is available in both onesies and long sleeves and come in four different colors. White, pink, blue and black, much like the colors an iPod might display. For $16.95, just think, you could save your child years of therapy and teach it that it shall be a geek no matter what it feels. And yes, we refer to babies as objects. — Andrew Dobrow
