Have you ever wanted to open your car door, slide into the front seat, and be treated to the warm, savory aroma of toast? Or perhaps bacon, or mac & cheese, or buttered popcorn?
Archie McPhee is a site that offers these delicious aromas as air fresheners for your car or closet, along with some other equally useless (but interesting) products.
What I found funny wasn’t just the idea of an air freshener actually being able to recreate the smell of toast. No, it was the description of this product on the site:
This attractive air freshener features two slices of perfectly toasted bread peeking out of a retro toaster. Hang one in your car or closet to infuse the air with the calm, soothing scent of toast.”
I didn’t know that toast was calm and soothing. Usually it just makes me hungry.